So Eminem got remarried to Kim…
Posted on January 16th, 2006 by Brad Spangler
So Eminem got remarried to Kim.
Well, I hope they make it work, but if I had the chance to talk to the guy, I’d have to express my doubts to him.
No, I wouldn’t “express my doubts”.
Actually, what I would say to him is…
“ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?”
And if I managed to dodge the uppercut that would surely follow, I’d continue:
Share This“Look, I don’t know you and I don’t know Kim. I’m just some nobody who likes your music. You can tell me to go to hell if you even bother to notice what I have to say at all. But you know what? I’ve known the chaos, pain and confusion of unhealthy relationships myself. You’ve chosen to communicate some of that from your life in your music. Based on that, this sure as hell looks like a big, Big, BIG mistake for you.”
Well, maybe it’s a “worse is better” move.
Like, if he throws himself into a hellish personal situation, his music will be better.
I don’t really agree with that line of thought, but at least it would make some sort of sense.
Hmmm — “The Angst Deficit Theory”, perhaps?
It takes a special kind of genius to make that kind of sacrifice for arts sake. [sigh]
In a way, it’s an out for him. If his music turns to shit, his fans can use the “Blame it on Yoko/Courtney/Kim” defense, and nobody will ever know if it would have turned to shit anyway.