Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted on May 29th, 2005 by Brad Spangler
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to inspire chickens everywhere as a heroic revolutionary martyr attempting to cast off the chains of oppression !
RIDGECREST, Calif. - A chicken that got a ticket for crossing the road has clawed his way out of it. The $54 citation for impeding traffic was dismissed Friday after Linc and Helena Moore’s attorney argued that the fowl was domesticated and could not be charged as livestock.
State law restricts livestock on highways, but not domestic animals.
Whoo-hooo! GO CHICKEN!
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